Jun-09-2007 / Other
Denis Leary Interview with Men's Journal Magazine july 2007 Q: What's the Best Advice you Ever Received? A: The harder I work, the luckier I get. My father told me that. And don't eat the yellow snow. That has practical applications. Q. What's the Best Cure for a hangover? A: Don't drink. Scientific studies have proven that. Q: What's the best cure for heartache? A: Chocolate cake. Q. What Commandment do you break most often? A: Taking the lord's name in vain. do that hundreds of thousands of times a day. But I think he should look at the bright side. I'm taking the time to mention him. Q. What Skill should every man have? A: A sense of humor. Some patience. The ability to listen. Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. I have the skills, but sometimes I misplace them. Q. The Most Cherished possession you ever lost? A: I just lost my dog Clancy. He was a gigantic Irish Wolfhound. I had him for eight years. They only live about that long. He got a sinus infection and in two days he was gone. I thought he would be the exception, that he would just keep living. It has been hard to get over. I am not okay. I'm not even close. Q. What would you do in order to survive? A: I'm the kind of guy who needs to eat every four hours. If I went down in a plane crash I'd wait four hours and kill somebody. Believe me, if it's edible I'm going to kill it. Clancy used to look at me while I was eating a sandwich, and I'd just know he was thinking he could kill me at any moment. And he could have. He was huge. He'd eat me if I died in the house. He'd probably think, "I like this guy, but he sure is tasty." Q: Who is the toughest guy you know? A: Cam Neely, who played for the Boston Bruins. I've seen him get hit in the face with a puck and not blink an eye. Q: What one thing should every man know about women? _ A: You have to keep your ears and eyes open. You gotta be locked in. Men forget. Because we have emotional ADD. Quite frankly, we don't like to be told what to do, to be given the map. With life. Taxes. Driving. Sex. We don't want to be instructed. But that's what we need most of the time. Because we tend to be morons. I swear next time I'm just gonna copy and paste articles, that took way too long to type out-Wrongron
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