44 THING A GIRL WONTS FROM A GUY

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May-25-2007 / Other

GUYZ THIS IS TRUE ASK ANY GIRL YOU WONT SHELL TELL YA

1. Touch her waist.

2. Talk to her.

3. Share secrets.

4. Give her your jacket even when she dont ask for it

5. Kiss her slowly.

6. Hug her.

7. Hold her.

8. Laugh with her.

9. Invite her places.

10. Let her be with you when you're with your friends.

11. Smile with her

. 12. Take pictures with her.

13. Pull her onto your lap.

14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.

15. When her friends say they love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

16. Always hug her and say you love her when you see her.

17. Kiss her unexpectedly.

18. Hug her from behind around her waist.

19. Tell her she is beautiful, not sexy.

20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

21. Kiss her on the lips.

22. It doesn't matter who buys.

23. Tell her what feels good.

24. Make her feel loved.

25. Buy her stuff. Even small things count.

26. Don't LIE to her.

27. DON'T CHEAT ON HER!!!!!!!!

28. Take her anywhere she wants.

29. Message her in the morning and tell her to have a good day at school/work and how much you miss her.

30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, and even though she doesn't need you be there so she'll know that she can always count on you.

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.

32. When you are alone, hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose, it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her.

34. While at the movies, put your arm around her. She will then automatically put her head on your shoulder. Then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. When she complains that her neck/shoulder hurts, massage it for her.

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart. Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.

39. When walking next to each other, grab her hand.

40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night.

44. Always remind her how much you love her

My Comments

From: Forbiddon
Jun-04-2007 Ok in response and for my fellow men: 1) lose the flab and you're on 2) Stop talking long enough to let us 3) Stop gossiping 4) wear more sensible clothes when we are going to the park. 5) Blow us more and we'll do whatever you want us too. 6) see 5 7) see 5 8) Be funny 9) If you're not invited its because we want to have a rest from planning the next 20 years of our lives. 10) If we do its so we can show you off, if we dont its because we like you more than we like our mates. 11) See 8 12) Women take pics to show your friends how cute we look and men take pics to show our mates what great tits you've got. 13) Gladly just bounce when you're on there 14) We know you're testing us so we wont play this game 15) We know this is a joint attack and wont fall for this either 16) You grab his cock and tell him how you want it hard and fast now, every time you see him? 17) Women are always looking for romantic gestures, when is she not expecting it....even asleep you still expecting a kiss...be honest you are are you not? 18) Yeah and we gotta walk round now with a big hard on in front of your friends...you want this? 19) So you tell us you want honesty....you may not be beautiful but you may be sexy, its a fine line. If you are then guys tell you, if you're not then they dont. 20) Only when we want our testicles removed and ground down into a fine dust. 21) Lips, neck, nipples thats our target in that order, then the sex should follow shortly after all 3 have been kissed for long enough 22) LMAO yeah right and so why do women carry handbags that are smaller than their purses? 23) Our cocks in your mouth feels good and how many more times do we need to tell you this? 24) Translated: buy her more expensive gifts than her girlfriends new boyfriend just bought her. 25) This is true, so like them diamond earings and that car was nice but what you really wanted was a single rose and a bottle of wine.... but the reason we dont buy lots of little things is WE DONT LIKE TO SHOP FOR 6 HOURS A DAY 26) Yeah and dont lie to us every good relationship should have lies, do I look fat in this honey...no, do you find me as attractive as you did the day we met...yes? Do you fancy my mate, no? All necessary lies. 27) Ok then do more in bed to rock our world like, you suggest a threesome with your hot girlfriend, you say hey lets go for anal tonight babe? these are things all men must try or die trying. 28) How about to her cashpoint for a change? 29) Didnt we just say that on the way out 5 times and then once more when we came back in because we forgot our keys? 30) Ok so I'll quit work disown my family and friends and sit next to the phone just in case you call just in case you want a hug...and when we get there you dont want it any more but we should be ok with that. 31) Still not found that sensible clothing I see 32) Yes, we do this and call it foreplay 33) The lips are 1 inch lower why go to all that bother didnt you say surprise her with a kiss (see 17) and also kiss her on the lips (see 21) and now you say let her know with a kiss on the nose!!! Mixed signals ladies the flaw that makes you the weaker sex. 34) yet again are you not telling us how and when and why we should kiss you but yet still complaining we dont kiss you unexpectedly .....and Im still waiting on that blow job 35) just read the first 3 words and every guy answers under his breath....thats all the bloody time 36) Well dont call our Mum/sister/friends a bitch cow whore jerk or know etc 37) When we look deep into your eyes and tell you we love you dont go and say afterwards, well I'm not having sex tonight Im too tired. 38) rest her eyes and listens to you..... drop the most enormous fart.....come on boys you know you do it too:) 39) And frog march her straight past that store with the £200 shoes she really must have....again...to go with that costumes she spent £400 on last year that she wore once and hated. 40) Or till you think you can let her go now with out getting moaned at for not hugging on long enough. 41) If only we could say that and go and not have a 40 minute goodbye conversation 42) When she realises that her new nail polish is not quite the colour she hoped for and it doesnt match her hat and everyone will know and she cant go now to your brothers wedding blah blah blah blah blah 43) You wont lose her though, she has a homing chip so why bother 44) No where near as much as your football team, not even anywhere near as much as your Mum and about the same as your sister but in a more complex way, after all it was your sisters job for the first 20 years to make your life hell on earth and now its hers. I have only 1 rule for women though and ask any guy and he'll agree Stop telling us what to do and when we should do it and why we should do it and what we should wear whilst doing it and who to not be doing it with. :-)

From: talker003
Jun-03-2007 your hot and so you should send me a picture of you naked send it to golf-man7@hotmail.com

From: Guess who?
May-26-2007 wow thats so romantic, nice tips ^^

From: Marsel
May-25-2007 I'm taking notes, hold on let me ge a pen!

From: wrongron
May-25-2007 you should write a book