1.What does your Blogger Name Mean?
Little Miss Splatterbox refers to my inability to be coherent, relevant, or reserved.

2. Elaborate on your default photo:
An intensely photoshopped lie. Taken by me, edited by me, believed by no one.

3.What does your headline mean?
It's a quote from my friend Erin, who said that what comes out of my mouth is like a Poet and a Sailor having a knifefight, or something of that ilk.

4. What is your current relationship status?
Oh God. Obviously it's now 29 secrets, because I've been single forever, it's common knowledge, and I will continue to be so.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
If David Tennant were to lay eyes upon me, I'm sure he would leave Sophia Myles in an instant.

6. What is your current mood?
Pretty good. Worried that I won't get this job and will subsequently sink steadily into debt, but, you know.

7. What do you love most?
Sleeping

8. What makes you most happy?
My friends.

9. What's your middle name?
I've got two, and they're Merle & Winifred.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?
"Don't you know anything, Lelaina? Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship". And that's all I have to say about that.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
I'd be another Angel Fish in the tank with my solitary Angel Fish, so that he or she wouldn't be so alone anymore.

12. Ever have a near death experience?
Several, young dumb stupid things in cars.

13. Name one thing you do a lot?
Eat

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Apple of the Eye - Something with Numbers

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
A random on Myspace.

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
The Shaq Attack.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Several times in choir.

19. What is your favorite thing to do when your mad?
Shoot things on GTA or the 360 equivalent, Saints Row.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
I'm a superficial lady with keen eyes. Where to start? Face and Hair, I think.

21. Are you a member of FriendWise.com?
No, but it sounds lame.

22. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Not anymore. I still have them knocking around my room but they're too small so I tend to go for pillows.

23. Ever had a drunken night?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. hah. haha. ha.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Pocahontas, Beauty and the Beast and The Little Mermaid sit quite high in my top ten.

26. Whats your fantasy?
An apartment that contains something and someone other than a fishtank and my cousin. In the city. With a couch. I still don't have a freakin couch.

27. Honestly do you love yourself?
Certain things. Others I'm not so fond of.

28. Name something funny that happened to you.
When I woke up on my living room floor next to a duck crossing sign.

29. Can you speak another language?
I used to be able to speak fractured Japanese and French, but can't do either.


30. What's your favorite smell?
Morning After Skin. Preferably not mine. Also Vanilla.